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{Now Closed} The Funny Thing Is…Sweepstakes + $100 Carter’s Gift Card Giveaway

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Kids say the funniest things! I’m always posting a “Deep Thoughts from Eli” to share with my Facebook friends. Eli is my youngest son and he says some of the most hilarious things like many kids do!

Carter’s (the clothing brand – not my family!) is celebrating the funny things that kids say and do by giving away 70 gift cards worth up to $1,000. Enter your email or share your funny story for a chance to win a Carter’s gift card in The Funny Thing Is….Sweepstakes. You have until September 13, 2010 to enter the sweepstakes.  View all the official rules.

Right now, you can also get 25% off all Halloween costumes online. They have some adorable affordable costumes available.  Sofia is wanting to be a witch for Halloween and I’m loving this costume:

We’ve always been fans of the Carter’s brand when the children were little. They would always say, hey that’s my name! I was able to go into a Carter’s outlet store recently and they had so many adorable things. However, I didn’t buy anything at the time because the little one was being whiney and crying for us to buy her everything so I didn’t want to encourage that type of behavior.

You will want to check out the Carter’s clearance section online too for some great end of season deals! I’m seeing $4.99 tops and $5.99 shorts!

Would you like to win a $100 Gift Card to use at the Carter’s or OshKosh B’gosh retail store? One lucky Bargain Briana reader will get to go a fall shopping spree with the gift card! Be sure to enter the The Funny Thing Is….Sweepstakes too!


How to Win?

Prize: $100 Carter’s/OshKosh B’gosh Store Gift Card

You can enter up to 4 times with the following methods:

1. Leave a comment with a funny thing your child has said!

2. Become a Facebook Liker of Bargain Briana on Facebook.

3. Tweet the following on Twitter:

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4. Subscribe to my free newsletter via email or RSS. You must confirm your email subscription for it to be a valid entry. If you are already a subscriber, leave a comment letting me know you are already subscribed.

Please leave a comment for each additional entry.

Ends 9/14/2010 at 11:59 p.m. EST.

Winner will be chosen by random. Be sure bargainbriana@gmail.com is in your safe sender list as you don’t want to miss the email if you are the chosen winner. If winner doesn’t respond to my email within 48 hours, I will pick another winner. U.S. Entries only.

Giveaway item and compensation was provided by Carter’s. Post was written 100% by me and was not edited by the sponsor. Read more on my Disclosure Policy.

Want to win more? Enter to win the rest of my current giveaways!

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  9. Andrew explained to the whole family yesterday he had an African wedgie – far more painful than a run of the mill wedgie! I was crying I was laughing so hard!

  10. Jake told his Nana she had “rooster arms”. As in the underside of her arms look like a rooster’s comb.

  26. The other day I had told her we couldn’t go somewhere she was wanting to go and she went to her room and came back and said “well here is how it’s gonna be” it so hard not to laugh at them lol

  33. On a day that my 4 year old was being particularly challenging, she didn’t want to cooperate with anything. About 10 minutes into dinner (where she only ate a few bites and pushed her food around) she said, “I’m full, I don’t want any more! What’s for dessert?” It wasn’t what she said so much as how close together it was.

  40. My daughter’s first joke…”Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the man who makes chicken nuggets!” lol Honest!!
    Great giveaway, thanks.

  41. The funniest thing my child has said happened last year – when she was just 3.

    While sitting at the table eating dinner (well while she was SUPPOSED to be eating dinner, but that’s another post), she knocked over her cup of milk. As my husband and I raced to clean it up before it got all over the clean clothes we had yet to put away (again, another post), DH was frustrated, but I was proud that he watched his mouth and remained calm.

    Well apparently my little one wanted to be sure it stayed that way because she gave her father some specific instructions on how to deal with the spill…..

    “Don’t say f*ck it, Dad. Don’t say f*ck it.”

    Now, for the record, that is a favorite foul word of my dear husband – but I really don’t ever recall him ever saying it around my sweet, sweet daughter…but apparently her ears are far better than my memory.

  42. I am due in March, so my precious little one hasn’t said anything yet, but he/she takes great pictures! :o)

  45. Oh my gosh when my daughter was about 2 years old, my mom had gone with me to pick out a new TV. We were on our way home and were talking about the TV and the great deal it was, and how big it was. My daughter, sweet as can be in the backseat, said “That’s a big f***ing TV!” That was when I realized that kids imitate everything and I had to start watching my mouth!

    coriwestphal at msn dot com

  49. It’s times like this that I need to remember something funny my little man has said to me and I just can’t. The one thing I can think of is that he thinks the dance on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is called HOT DOG RANCH, and when him and my fiance joke with each other that’s the first thing that comes out, ‘well you are a hot dog ranch’

  52. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder:
    My oldest son (3yrs old) said to me one morning “You’re so beautiful mama!” it melted my heart I thought “Awww, thank you baby!” Soon after my youngest son (2yrs old) walked up to me with his sandwich and says to me “It’s so beautiful mama!” (referring to his sandwich) hahaha, geee….thanks?!

  58. One summer I had two girl friends who were getting married and they are identical twins. I was in both of the weddings. My youngest son who was 3 and 1/2 at the time was very upset that his mom was going to be in a wedding and not with his dad. So I had to explain how it was not me getting married and just as we thought he was ok with it, he saw me walking up the isle (after the exchange of the vows) with another man and you hear on the wedding video, “Dad, are you going to let that man walk away with you’re wife?” Later he came up to me and I happened to be sitting next to “that man” and he told him, “You know she is my mom!” He was such a cute bodyguard. Then fast foreward two months too the second twins wedding. My son was ok with me being in the wedding this time, but he did not realize that it was the other sister getting married. He was sitting too close to the video man again because you heard him say very loudly, “Geeze how many times does this lady need to get married, was’nt the first guy good enough?” Then you hear a roar of laughter. We had the sisters come up to him later so he could see that it was two different people. He was freaked out by that and had sooooo many questions for the next few weeks.

  62. Lately, my little boy has been telling us that his stuffed animal monkey has been in timeout. We aren’t sure what the monkey has done, but it sure makes us laugh!

  66. On the first day of school this year my son kept blowing out his cheeks while in class and the teacher asked him why he was filling his cheeks up with air like that. He told her it was so he wouldn’t have to blow his nose,he said it keeps his nose from running.
    truthhole@gmail.com

  68. My 3 year old daughter coined the term “yester-mornin” when referring to something she has done recently.

  70. We’re expecting our first in Dec, so I don’t have any cute stories of my own. But one of my favorites from a friend was when she and her mother-in-law were washing dishes after dinner. Her youngest came in and asked “why does Grandma ____ have a big butt?” After pausing in panic to figure out what to say, my friend replied “God blesses us all in different ways”. To which Grandma replied “You can say that again!” :)

  73. My son says “betacking” instead of attacking, so when he’s playing with his action figures, he says they are betacking each other, it’s so cute.

  75. our two year old loves to say “bloon” (b/c she can’t yet pronounce “balloon” LOL i love it :) i’ve even started saying “bloon”!

  78. My 5-year-old was telling me about a dream she was having the other night and she said everyone had superpowers. I asked her what kind of superpowers and she said everyone could grow pumpkins – like for Halloween!

  79. Last night my daughter was looking up at the sky and said, “oh no, the moon is broken!” Guess she only likes the full moon :)

  81. My son has recently decided that he has to talk to everyone on the phone that I talk to and ask them “what u doing?” it cracks me up every time. Got to love 2 years olds and what they say

  86. Funny isn’t what Lil Bit said but what he did! He is 18 months old and, on his own, he has decided he’s ready to potty train. Over the weekend he was running around bare butt and bent over as if to try and turn a flip. Unfortunately he decided he needed to go potty at the same time. He ended up peeing straight into his little face. I couldn’t help but laugh. It was just too funny to see the expression on his face when he realized what had happened.

  87. One of the songs that I sing to me soon to be 3 year old son is “Goodnight Sweetheart”. Yesterday we were at his sisters soccer game and he was playing with his batman toy and he put him in the pocket on the back of the chair. He then came up to me and said “mama sing goodnigh sweehar…buhtman sweepin” or to translate “Mama sing Goodnight Sweetheart Batman is sleeping”

  90. My daughter woke up this morning, came out of her room and in a serious tone said, “I have to name one of my kids furball face because the name is so catchy”. She’s crazy!

  91. When my 4.5 year old drinks something sour she makes a sour puss face, one day my mother in law told her she was making a sour puss, while drinking some lemonaid. She Turned and said, “But Nana, I don’t want a platapuss in my mouth!”

  95. My daughter is not talking yet but she has a funny way of getting us do things her way babbling. The funny sound that she babbles sounds like the ambulance…I guess she figured that means hurry up!

  99. Well, my son has just turned two but he is a real talker and so funny!Just a couple days ago in the Library he was carrying around a Harry potter coloring book and when the librarian bent down and asked him what he had he said Harry Spider.It was so funny the way he said it that me and the librarian were both tickled over it.
    you probably had to be there,it’s not funny when I tell it. Oh well,hey my maiden name is Carter,do I get an extra entry???
    jacksoncrisman@yahoo.com

  102. My daughter used to say that our dog was a “plug” – she’s actually a pug. We still laugh when we talk about it! :)

  110. My son doesn’t talk enough yet to say something really funny, but one time when I asked him if he was gonna eat more lunch he said: “oh, no”

  113. My 4 year old and I were shopping at a local craft store and she was so excited that she exclaimed that she wanted to buy everything in the store. After chuckling, I asked her where her money was and she replied that she had lost it. Knowing that she hadn’t but confidently replying, “Well, then I guess you can’t buy the whole store,” she quipped, “But you can loan me some money…”

    Caught off guard, I chuckled again. I told her that I didn’t think it would work to which she replied, “C’mon mommy, we’re close like sisters. I’ll pay you back…”

  117. My daughter is only two, but I love when she said out of the blue to me and my husband, ” I love you mom and dad you guys are awesome”, it was the cutest thing ever.

  120. Subscribed to your blog via email:
    @azmarry at yahoo dot com
    mommieseatsoggycereal at gmail dot com

  121. My daughter said, “Daddy! I’m not a pillow, I’m a kid!!”. lol. hilarious.
    mommieseatsoggycereal at gmail dot com

  123. My son used to say “fark” instead of “shark”. He says all sorts of silly stuff now that he’s 3. He said “Goodnight, you stinkers!” to my husband and I the other night:)

    Thanks for the chance to win!

  126. I told my two year old I was getting ready to go to a baby shower. She asked me why the wanted to get the baby wet? I just love how literal they are at this age!

  130. My 5 year old daughter said this when my niece tripped.
    “Want to know my thesis?”
    Me: (smiling) Sure baby.
    Her: “Well I propose that she tripped over your son’s misplaced shoe.”

    Gotta love em!

  137. When my son was little, we went to a family member’s funeral, and he asked “when is she going to get out of that kettle?”. I was so embarassed and later the funeral director came up to me and said that was the cutest thing he had ever heard.

  138. Mandatory — Wow, picking one funny thing is tough! He’s in first grade, and his teacher sent them home with little questionnaire to complete about themselves. He was supposed to give two adjectives to describe himself. One of the one’s he said was, “right” (“because I’m always right!”).

  143. My little boy was talking about how God answers prayers with his brother. He told him, “Sometimes God says yes, sometimes he says no, and sometimes he says, ‘Wait while I go online and check.’ “

  146. One of my favorites as when my son said, “so dad, what are your thoughts on inventing a two headed moose?”

  153. My daughter announced to the entire Target public bathroom how proud she was of me and my number 2 I made. Humiliating!

  157. Well something funny she did was lay on the floor and peek at her sisters eating breakfast in the morning like she saw the man doing on tv (spy show)
    tbarrettno1 at gmail dot com

  158. When my youngest says the word “bridge” it comes out like another word that I can’t really put in print. When he sees a bridge, boy is it embarrassing!

  166. We were coming home from a day trip from the inlaws and I said outloud,”why are there so many people at Wal-Mart at 1030 at night?” My son replied, “Maybe they drank a shot of 5 hour energy drink.” LOL!

  174. My little boy says some of the cutest things! The name of my husbands work is “Rayioner”, and my son would say daddy you about to go to work at “Reindeer”. It would always put a smile on our faces!!

  178. When my daughter was little, she saw an RV driving on the road and she said to me “one day, that’s going to be a bookmobile.”

  184. While enjoying a hot dog on day, my 4 year old Isabelle asked me, “Why are they called hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called hot pigs?”

  192. It’s always a challenge to get my daughter to eat her veggies. So, yesterday I recieved a elavated bill in the mail, and excerted “Hell, no!”. Didn’t really think to much of, because I was at my desk will the children were playing. So, this morning Dad, gave her (Saniya) a paper (to write small grocery list) and she took it and said, “Hell, no!” I was froze!! Then just busted out with laughter! They are always listening! Made my Sunday! =0

  194. The funniest thing that our almost 3 year old son says is “Oh no, I can’t believe it!” He then puts both of his hands on the sides of his face when he says it. He will be playing normally, and then just out of the blue, he will do that. Too cute.

    Heather K.
    mysticbutterfly37 at yahoo.com

  197. The other night I went to check on my son before going to bed. He looked at me and said cwose the door I tryin’ to sweep.

  201. well my little boy the other day we was looking at animal flash cards and every time we got to the sheep he would and still calls it a robot still not sure why but it is cute anyways

  205. We were shipping some of my granddaughters stuff from Ga. to Texas. She thought a ship was bringing it. She wanted to know how long it was going to take.

  207. When my daughter was young, she asked my husband to play “Pretty Pretty Princess ” (the board game) with her. He suggested they play another board game. She said “If you were my real father, you’d play Pretty Pretty Princess with me.” He said ” I am your real father”….and played the game with her.
    Thanks for the generous giveaway!

  212. Today my 3 year old called her grandparents to tell them happy grandparents day, but instead told them “happy carrots day” I have no idea why….

  214. Once after having my hair colored — I got home and my 2 year old told said “Get away from me… you’re not my mother!”

  219. I think it is hilarious when my 3 year old son looks at me and/or my husband with a serious face, pointing his finger saying “you are in trouble mister”

  229. I am a mother to 2.5 year old quadruplets & an 8 yr old boy. Every time my older son sees a pregnant woman he asks “So how many are you having?”

  235. My son doesn’t talk yet. He’s 9 1/2 months old. But he DOES lots of funny things. Especially all the funny sounds he makes when he is enjoying eating something. :)

  236. My grandson is only 10 months old so he doesn’t talk yet. But he does the funniest thing and carries his rings in his mouth while he crawls everywhere. Would love to win!!

  241. when my son was 2 and half, we visited my grandma. she pointed to me and said whos that? he said mommy. she said no thats linda he screamed and said NO! hats mommy.

  245. My daughter isn’t talking yet, but she does a lot of funny things. Recently she has started making a cheesey face at us while we are eating dinner. I am not sure where she picked it up, but it cracks me up!

  249. I am 5 months pregnant and have a 19 mo. I talk to my son about how mommy is having a baby (a GIRL!) I asked my son if we should call her “sissy” and he points right to my dog IZZY! I guess that won’t be happening!

    **WINNER**

  256. After we learned about strangers we were in Walmart and my niece started pointed at a man and screaming “bad man” embarrassing…but funny!

  258. Me: What would you like for breakfast
    Cat (her nickname): Ice cream
    Me: No ice cream for breakfast
    Cat: but mom its just frozen milk

    lol i was in tears. but she still didnt get her frozen milk

    mlwalsh83@Gmail dot com

  263. My baby boy isn’t talking quite yet (only 9 months old) but I find it quite funny when I tell him “No” and he babbles back “Ah-DA!” He’s already learning how to talk back. ;-)

  265. I follow you on facebook but here is my funny story. When my son was born last year we told my 10 year old daughter that we could bring him home from the hospital after they circumsized him. My daughter very upset and worried said ” why are they critisizing him?” Needless to say we had some explaining to do!

  268. DD1 was calling for me from the bedroom, as she and her daddy finished their part of the bedtime routine. “Mommy! Mimis! (nurse) Mommy! Mimis!” When she heard my footsteps, she got a huge smile on her face and was all, “Yay!!! Mimis!!!”

  273. Laying on the bed tonight, Lydia (4 years old) informed me that she wasn’t tired, but that her feet just needed some time off the floor.

  278. The other day while I was cleaning up the house, I asked my 3 year old daughter to help me by gathering her dirty clothes out of her room. After repeating myself a few times to her to help, I raised my voice and she looked up at me and said, “Geeze mom who pissed you off?” I couldn’t help but laugh.

  287. At our local State Fair last weekend. My 4 year old was getting her face painted. When he was finished, she looked in the Mirror and said, You are the best Pace Fainter!! They loved it, laughed and laughed….

  290. My son doesnt really talk too much right now (He is 1) but when my daughter was younger- we were waiting in line at the grocery store and she asked the man behind us in line if he was her daddy.. lol Her daddy was at home- but that was too funny!

  297. After playing “airplane” with my 2-yr-old, I told him, “I’m pooped!” He gave me an odd look and ran behind me & checked my pants… I clarified that I only meant that I was tired!

    **WINNER**

  302. My 3 year old came running up to me and said”Mama, I have to gonto the doctor! There’s a crack in my butt!”

  305. My daughter was eating lunch when she was about 2 1/2 and a fly was buzzing around the kitchen. She was saying shoo fly go away and then said “Daddy, flies are yucky!……….but ants are yummy.” LOL We laughed and laughed.

    But now at 3 she thinks ants are yucky too. lol

  313. When my son was 6, he very seriously came to me and asked, “Mom, can I have an iPod?” He paused, “Mom, What’s an iPod?”

  320. My son is nonverbal, but he’s trying so hard to say “goodbye” and it comes out “gee bah” and we die laughing with joy and pride.

  323. I have a 2yr old niece, an 8 month old nephew, and a brand new niece still cooking. I JUST (like less than 90 mins ago!) ordered 2pr of Carter’s pj’s from Kohl’s for the 2yr old niece for Christmas! I would put that gift card to use quickly!

  332. My daughter is four years old. She recently started preschool and found out she gets to have Show and Tell every week. We are constantly asking her what she is bringing for the next week so she can start thinking about it. The other day my husband asked her if she wanted to bring her baby brother for Show and Tell. “Daddy (with exasperation), we can’t bring Ezzy in for Show and Tell. He won’t fit in my cubby!” :-)

  333. My son said he did not want to become a vegetarian (for a living) because he could not eat vegetables all day long.

  334. The other day, when I was sternly telling my daughter to do something, her response was “Ok, pirate!” Very hard to keep from laughing at that!

  339. On the first day of kindergarten, my twins were waiting for the school bus. Once the bus arrived, my son Logan put his arm around his buddy and exclaimed, “Woohoo! LET’S GET LOADED!!” All the grown ups had a good laugh.

  342. We are in process of adopting from Congo. This afternoon my 3 yr said he wanted to go to Africa with us to get his siblings so “my face will be brown, too, when we come back!!” Watching his understanding of families and adoption has been so sweet.

  343. We were driving down our road the other day and hit a pot hole. My daughter shrieked, grabbed her car seat’s arm rests and said “Whoa mom! Be careful! We almost tipped over!” lol!

  348. Two things just today – We got a new (used) dining room table…we used a *dolly* for hauling and and the table had two *leaves*…..I am sure you can imagine.

    We had to explain how words can have more than one meaning :)

  352. responding to my not so nice road rage…my 2yr old daughter said…”its okay mommy, its just people!” =)

  354. Well my husband would take our 3 year old riding in his truck,we live off of a mile long dirt road back in the woods.So oneday the baby walks in our room and says dad will you take me in the puck,we both just looked at each other and laughed.I still try to get him to say Truck, but he still calls it a Puck !

  355. My son (5) and I were watching tv the other morning when a diaper comercial came on with the kids walking and crawling. He wanted to know if we used the diapers to train him…

  361. My daughter (4) said she wants to be a violinist like her mommy when she grew up. When my husband (an environmental scientist) asked if she wanted to be like him when she grew up, she looked at him and said “What do you do?!”

  366. When my children were really little, they used to say, “Mom, I love you up to God’s eyes.” That always made me smile.

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